hi, i am very sad now because i looked in the mirror and realised that i have a big moustache,and a goatee beard.
i am very depressed because, my hot friend, natasha wong, who i am so jealous of is so awesome.
anyway, i will miss my darling coach because he came to my house one day and my mother saw him and chased him out of the house for being too ugly.
and my mum chased me out of my house because i date him
i have to shave my butt now.
ok, bye.