YOYO! i have not blogged for decades! OMG... okay anyway school is so HORRIBLE there is like tests every single day! GRR i am stress! haha chloe thinks that screw cork is funny LOL cause i was like looking at her screwer for bottles and i never DO one before as in unscrew it! hahaha and i said screw cork unknowingly she was laughing like crazy! LOL! hmmmm oh and i ♥ jesse mccartney! him and his sparkly eyes:D kay... nothing to say ready! but to make my post look very full i shall post a joke! hahah it is going to be SO hilarious! oh and btw chelsea aka not so skinny younger sis is joining HOCKEY! SO GROSS! she confirm quit one!
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot.
"That's not him," the first blonde states. "This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned. "He only has one eye because it's a profile shot." He repeats the procedure for the second blonde.
"That's not him. This man only has one ear," she answers.
He smacks his head. "It's a profile shot." He repeats the procedure for the third blonde.
After viewing the photo, she says, "That's not him. This man is wearing contact lenses."
"How do you know that?"
"Well," she says, "he can't wear glasses with only one eye and one ear, now can he?"